Sardar Jokes Highlights

• Sardar at bar in New York.
  Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
  Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
  Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

• 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

• Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....

• A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

• 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
  Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
  Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

• Sardar on an interview for the position of detective.
  Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
  Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating...

• Interviewar: what is ur qualification?
  Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
  Interviewer : what do you mean by Ph.d?
  Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

• Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
  Sardar : liquid state.....
  Audience clapped..
  Amitab was stunned. He looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS...